Me watching a movie: this would be better if it had less heterosexuals

hellabloggin:

american horror story: talking to people u used to be friends with

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a list of people who are always on my blog
  • me

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

alcohell:

one time when i was high i got really upset because bats eat spiders and what if batman comes into contact with spiderman what will happen will spiderman be okay

lion:

me

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unbans:

It could be my only life pleasure :

sleep,pizza,sex - pizza,sex,sleep.

dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

fantanoice:

zferolie:

ash you fucking idiot

favourite fucking line

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yungtapatio:

How I eat ass.

yungtapatio:

How I eat ass.

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